going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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