Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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