There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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