Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
