Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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