think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
