i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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