when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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