Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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