If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Oh god it's open bar.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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