Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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