I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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