maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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