3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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