do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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