yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
