Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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