this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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