well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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