I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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