No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
pray to the hookup gods
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Randomize
