Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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