Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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