Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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