Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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