he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
we should paint friendship bongs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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