I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I deserve this hangover.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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