I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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