I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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