i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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