I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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