just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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