Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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