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say what?
wanna hang out?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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