Buhtt sex?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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