Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I want you more than these girls want KFC
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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