she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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