before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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