Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
my liver is dry heaving
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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