On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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