where does the pee come out of this thing
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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