AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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