so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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