Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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