I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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