I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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