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So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My liver just broke up with me...
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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