He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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