He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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