I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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