Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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