don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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