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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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