last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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