My brain says no but my pants say off.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
be right there i have to get my cape
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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