so explain again why im purple
no
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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