dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We don't watch enough power rangers
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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