I didn't shave. On purpose
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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