let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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